{"id":10013,"date":"2011-07-11T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-11T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-11T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-11T18:00:00","slug":"63703","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/sveikatos-ir-medicinos-naujienos\/63703\/10013\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moteris ateina \u012f vaistin\u0119. Vaistininkas klausia: <br \/>\n&#8211; Ko nor\u0117tum\u0117te? <br \/>\n&#8211; Nuod\u0173. <br \/>\n&#8211; O kam jums nuodai? <br \/>\n&#8211; Vyr\u0105 noriu nunuodyti. <br \/>\n&#8211; O&#8230; Na&#8230; A\u0161 negaliu jums parduoti nuod\u0173 tokiam tikslui&#8230; <br \/>\nMoteris tyl\u0117dama atsisega rankinuk\u0105 ir i\u0161sitraukia nuotrauk\u0105. I\u0161tiesia j\u0105 vaistininkui. Nuotraukoje &#8211; moters vyras labai \u012fdomioje pozoje besismaginantis su vaistininko \u017emona. Vaistininkas atid\u017eiai ap\u017ei\u016bri nuotrauk\u0105 ir taria: <br \/>\n&#8211; Na, jei j\u016bs turite recept\u0105, tai visai kita kalba&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"site":[],"post_item_type":[27344],"class_list":["post-10013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"acf":{"post_sites":false},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10013"},{"taxonomy":"site","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/site?post=10013"},{"taxonomy":"post_item_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_item_type?post=10013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}