{"id":10014,"date":"2011-07-08T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-08T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T18:00:00","slug":"63702","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/sveikatos-ir-medicinos-naujienos\/63702\/10014\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Naujasis psichiatrin\u0117s ligonin\u0117s pacientas pasakoja gydytojams, kad jis &ndash; admirolas Nelsonas. <br \/>\n&#8211; Na k\u0105 gi, turime jau antr\u0105 Nelson\u0105, &#8211; sako gydytojas. &ndash; Kolegos, si\u016blau paguldyti j\u012f vienoje palatoje su pirmuoju Nelsonu. Gal kuris nors i\u0161 j\u0173 ims ir atsikratys \u0161ios \u012fkyrios id\u0117jos? <br \/>\nKit\u0105 dien\u0105 per vizitacij\u0105 u\u017esuka gydytojai \u012f nelson\u0173 palat\u0105 ir teiraujasi, kaip sekasi. Vienas parei\u0161kia: <br \/>\n&#8211; Daktare, a\u0161 visk\u0105 supratau! \u017dinoma, kad a\u0161 ne Nelsonas! <br \/>\n&#8211; Puiku! O kas tada j\u016bs toks? <br \/>\n&#8211; A\u0161 &ndash; ledi Hamilton!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"site":[],"post_item_type":[27344],"class_list":["post-10014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"acf":{"post_sites":false},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10014"},{"taxonomy":"site","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/site?post=10014"},{"taxonomy":"post_item_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_item_type?post=10014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}