{"id":10015,"date":"2011-07-05T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-05T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-05T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-05T18:00:00","slug":"63701","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/sveikatos-ir-medicinos-naujienos\/63701\/10015\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kardiochirurgas nuva\u017eiuoja taisyti ma\u0161inos. \u012esikalba su automechaniku, po kiek laiko tas ir klausia: <br \/>\n&#8211; Sakyk, o kuo tu dirbi? <br \/>\n&#8211; A\u0161 chirurgas. \u0160irdies operacijas darau. <br \/>\n&#8211; O kiek gauni u\u017e operacij\u0105? <br \/>\n&#8211; Na, kkoks t\u016bkstantis lit\u0173 gaunasi&#8230; <br \/>\n&#8211; Hm&#8230; Keista, \u0161iaip jau darome pana\u0161ius dalykus &#8211; tu variklius taisai, ir a\u0161 variklius taisau. Bet man u\u017e vien\u0105 variklio pataisym\u0105 vos kelisde\u0161imt lit\u0173 tenka&#8230; <br \/>\n&#8211; O nori pabandyti, kaip u\u017e t\u016bkstant\u012f? <br \/>\n&#8211; \u017dinoma, noriu. <br \/>\nChirurgas \u012flipa \u012f ma\u0161in\u0105, u\u017eveda varikl\u012f, atidaro kapot\u0105 ir taria: <br \/>\n&#8211; Na, dabar taisyk. Nei\u0161jungdamas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"site":[],"post_item_type":[27344],"class_list":["post-10015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"acf":{"post_sites":false},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10015"},{"taxonomy":"site","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/site?post=10015"},{"taxonomy":"post_item_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_item_type?post=10015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}