{"id":10310,"date":"2011-03-13T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-13T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-03-13T20:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T20:00:00","slug":"60610","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/sveikatos-ir-medicinos-naujienos\/60610\/10310\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">Operacin\u0117s laukiamasis. I\u0161 operacin\u0117s i\u0161eina gydytojas.Vyras jo klausia:<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">&#8211; Na, kaip, daktar\u0117li, i\u0161gelb\u0117jot mano \u017emonel\u0119?<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">&#8211; Na, kaip, \u010dia jums pasakyt &#8211; komoj ji, kokius 20 metu pragul\u0117s, o jums<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">vis\u0105 t\u0105 laik\u0105 reik\u0117s jai atne\u0161in\u0117ti sikpuodi, plauti j\u0105, nagus karpyti,<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">plaukus \u0161ukuoti, prie\u0161 nakt\u012f knygas skaityti &#8211; nebus galima atsitraukti nuo<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">jos lovos&#8230; V\u0117liau ji trumpam pabus, taciau po to i\u0161 karto numirs.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">Vyras visas perbal\u0119s \u017ei\u016bri&nbsp;\u012f daktar\u0105, jau vos ne alpsta.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">Daktaras nei\u0161laiko:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">-Gerai jau, gerai, pajuokavau &#8211; nei\u0161gelb\u0117jom jos, per operacij\u0105 numir\u0117.<\/span><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"site":[],"post_item_type":[27344],"class_list":["post-10310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"acf":{"post_sites":false},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10310"},{"taxonomy":"site","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/site?post=10310"},{"taxonomy":"post_item_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_item_type?post=10310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}