{"id":12363,"date":"2009-08-10T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2009-08-10T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T18:00:00","slug":"konferencija","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/sveikatos-ir-medicinos-naujienos\/konferencija\/12363\/","title":{"rendered":"Konferencija"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Medicinin\u0117je konferencijoje susipa\u017eino du gydytojai &#8211; vyras ir moteris. Na, ka\u017ekaip, \u017eodis po \u017eod\u017eio, taurel\u0117 po kavin\u0117s, ir atsid\u016br\u0117 jie vie\u0161bu\u010dio kambaryje. Tik vyri\u0161kiui ka\u017ekaip keista pasirod\u0117, kad moteris vis plaunasi rankas&#8230; Kavin\u0117je plov\u0117si, nu\u0117jus \u012f numer\u012f plov\u0117si, prie\u0161 seks\u0105 plov\u0117si, po sekso plov\u0117si&#8230; Jis ir sako: <br \/>\n&#8211; \u017dinai, manau, kad galiu pasakyti tavo specialyb\u0119. Tu esi chirurg\u0117. <br \/>\n&#8211; Tikrai&#8230; O kaip atsp\u0117jai? <br \/>\n&#8211; Tu nuolat plauniesi rankas. <br \/>\n&#8211; Aaaa&#8230; O tu juk anesteziologas? <br \/>\n&#8211; Taip&#8230; O kaip atsp\u0117jai tu? <br \/>\n&#8211; A\u0161 tiesiog nieko nepajutau!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"site":[],"post_item_type":[27344],"class_list":["post-12363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"acf":{"post_sites":false},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12363"},{"taxonomy":"site","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/site?post=12363"},{"taxonomy":"post_item_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_item_type?post=12363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}