{"id":12385,"date":"1999-06-06T17:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-06-06T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T21:00:00","slug":"39897","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/sveikatos-ir-medicinos-naujienos\/39897\/12385\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\">Ligonin\u0119 tikrina Sveikatos ministerijos komisija, vaik\u0161\u010dioja po visus kabinetus, kalbina ligonius, visems u\u017eduodami tie patys klausimai. Sutinka vien\u0105 ligon\u012f. <br \/>\n-Kuo sergate ? <br \/>\n-Hemarojum&#8230; <br \/>\n-Kaip gydo ? <br \/>\n-Tepa. <br \/>\n-Kuo tepa ? <br \/>\n-Jodu. <br \/>\n-Gal turite pretenzij\u0173 ? <br \/>\n-Neturiu&#8230; <br \/>\n..Dar vienas su hemarojumi, ir dar ir dar. Pagaliau sutinka vien\u0105 ligon\u012f su perri\u0161tu kaklu. Apsid\u017eiaug\u0119 klausia: <br \/>\n-Kuo sergate ? <br \/>\n-Angina <br \/>\n-Kaip gydo ? <br \/>\n-Tepa. <br \/>\n-Kuo tepa ? <br \/>\n-Jodu. <br \/>\n-Gal turite nusiskundim\u0173 ? <br \/>\n-Turiu pra\u0161ym\u0105: tegul man tepa pirmam. <\/font><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"site":[],"post_item_type":[27344],"class_list":["post-12385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"acf":{"post_sites":false},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12385"},{"taxonomy":"site","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/site?post=12385"},{"taxonomy":"post_item_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_item_type?post=12385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}