{"id":9737,"date":"2011-10-23T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-10-23T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-23T18:00:00","slug":"65723","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/sveikatos-ir-medicinos-naujienos\/65723\/9737\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu\u0117jo vienas vyras i\u0161mat\u0173 priduoti. Sud\u0117jo jas \u012f degtuk\u0173 d\u0117\u017eut\u0119 ir nu\u0117jo \u012f poliklinik\u0105. Ir dingo&hellip;<br \/>\nTris dienas jo n\u0117ra. \u017dmona i\u0161 proto eina, visur apskambino, niekur n\u0117ra. Na, galvoja, eisiu \u012f poliklinik\u0105, galb\u016bt ten k\u0105 nors \u017einos. At\u0117jo, o ten taip pat niekas nieko ne\u017eino. O valytoja jai sako:<br \/>\n&#8211; Pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117k chirurginiame, ten seniai ka\u017ekoks vyras s\u0117di, galb\u016bt tavo?<br \/>\nNu\u0117jo \u017emona ten. \u017di\u016bri, vyras s\u0117di visas gipsuotas. Ji jam:<br \/>\n&#8211; Vasia, kas gi tave taip?<br \/>\nJis:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nieko neprisimenu. Atsimenu tik tiek, kad degtuko papra\u0161\u0117&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"site":[],"post_item_type":[27344],"class_list":["post-9737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"acf":{"post_sites":false},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9737"},{"taxonomy":"site","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/site?post=9737"},{"taxonomy":"post_item_type","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasveik.lt\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_item_type?post=9737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}